signs that you are high
(Last Updated On: May 27, 2015)

Admit it. It’s not unusual for you to hit the point where you’re way higher than you expected (usually while you’re in the process of smoking another joint to keep that high going). Whether it’s a bong hit that’s put you over the edge or a nug you just vaped sending you to the next level, there are definitely certain signs that point to extreme (and hilarious) highness. You might identify with these yourself or see them in your friends, either way, here are some dead giveaways that you’re way higher than you originally thought.

You Know You’re High When…

By Smokazon

 

Sometimes, you get way higher than you expect, and you don’t even notice it. Keep your eyes out for these symptoms to make sure you keep your highness in check.

  • You say “Wait, what?” non-stop

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    You’re definitely high when you can’t even finish a sentence without having to stop, think and start over multiple times.

  • Your Conversations Last Forever

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    You have a seemingly endless conversation that lasts for a total of ten minutes.

  • You Get Couchlock

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    You know when you’re so high you can’t even get off the couch? There’s a word for it—it’s ‘couchlock’. You’re welcome

  • Everything Makes You Laugh

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    Anything. Even just watching your friends being high, or looking at your high self in the mirror can set you off.

  • You Laugh Until You Fear for Your Life

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    Once you start laughing (probably at your reflection), you can’t stop. Even when you’re unable to breathe, it just doesn’t stop and you’re legitimately scared for your life.

  • You Start a Movie Then Immediately Fall Asleep

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    Then you wake up and wonder which idiot left the TV on.

  • You Watch the Windows Media Player Visualizer

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    It’s like staring into space, but in the future.

  • You Craft a Plan to Achieve World Peace

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    “Guys, listen. If everyone just got together and smoked a couple of joints…”

  • You’re at Taco Bell

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    Does anyone actually go to Taco Bell when they’re NOT high?

  • Planet Earth is the Best Show Ever

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    It’s pretty great when you’re sober, but when you’re high, it’s out of this world.

  • “Dude I’m so High”

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    When you’re so high that you feel the need to proclaim how high you are. It’s like reaching some sort of self-realization. Whoa.

Written by Brian Martin