The world of weed is an interesting place. In the simplest terms, it’s a diverse group of medicators, recreational users and rastafarians who are passionate about marijuana. When you let them loose with their opinions of the thing they’re most passionate about, you know you’re sure to get a good mix of hilarious responses. Sometimes this uniqueness manifests itself in memes or hilarious Facebook comments, other times, the wackiness comes out in creative marijuana strain reviews. Here are some of the best we’ve found.
Let’s start off with wfradera7 on Blue Dream. He’s clearly stoned out of his mind, which is a good enough reason to try this strain:
If you’re not super stoned, maybe you’re super stoked, like DiabolikWolverine420 who’s tried out OG Kush. The exclamation marks really seal the deal:
Some reviews can be the stoner equivalent of a diary and explain some pretty personal, out-of-this-world experiences. Take DVA’s review on Jack Herer as a perfect example:
Perhaps you’re looking for some weed that makes you dance. TFTF016’s experience on Girl Scout Cookies is definitely a happy one:
Sometimes you find a poet, sometimes a rapper. Other times, you find someone who’s clearly marathoned Friends since it’s been out on Netflix. Jake Browne, finds a unique way to compare everyone’s favourite 90’s sitcom to some Flo:
Brittany Driver, who’s a bit more straightforward with her explanation of Grape Skunk, tells it exactly like it is. OH YEAH:
But nobody is more well spoken than therealneil in his review of Green Crack (read this in your best Dave Chappelle voice):
Except for maybe Elandrew’s and his play on words in his review of Sour Diesel:
If that doesn’t make you want to give that strain a try, we’re not sure what will. Well played, Elandrew, well played.